The other morning I heard our eloquent Congressman Danny Davis (D-7th) state, to the world, that God is sending a hurricane to Tampa to prove that he supports Obama and the Democrats. Is there any way to not send this embarrassment back to Washington? You could just not vote for the office, or not bother to vote at all.
Or write in my name. I would promise not to vote for any expenditure that is not allowed by the constitution, work to reduce our government health care program to protect only the truly indigent, restore the business ethic that created our country, and not to expend any time or money campaigning.
I know that I am not likely to get any votes, but at least I am offering you an alternative to one of the most embarrassing representatives in Washington. I will not promise you any monetary return for your vote, and I am sure that the establishment would assure that I would be there for a maximum of two years.
You have now read the total of my campaign literature and I promise not to clutter your lawn with signs, your mailbox with junk mail or irritating robo-calls at weird hours of the day or night. Remember, write in “Raymond Simpson” and send Danny Davis a message!
P.S. Send all campaign contributions to the Wounded Warrior Project. They need it more than I do.
Ray Simpson
Oak Park