Pooling his puns

December 18, 2018

I have concluded that District 200 is applying the Greater Pool Theory, hoping to mani-pool-ate the community into getting stuck with a Taj McPool. The whole thing is re-pool-sive.

Someone hasn’t gotten the message from the last referendum that “No means No.”

Bob Stigger

Oak Park

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